A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
she was standing like how ppl stand when theyre waiting to get hit by a train lol
this is me
cant keep ya eyes off my fatty daddy i want u
This is gold
This is gonna be so embarrassing for her in a few years.
“In a few years.”
I hope she’s embarrassed now.
I hope she’s dead now.
whoa there friend you might need to slow down
Grab the wall
MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS
when somebody likes your selfie
when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie
when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie and then follows you
yo yo yo let it go
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